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Hands up who has never gone (if only for a quick look fast) on Facebook (also known as the Fèisbùk or Fessbook) or Twitter (I do not speak ill of this because I admit that I adore) or on any chat, or simply observed / a boy / compose a message with the phone. Have you ever stopped to try to understand what they indicate certain abbreviations such as LOL or WTF?

course, now you will think now that it's hopeless nerd by language, such as Sheldon Cooper and his merry mates for nerd Big Bang theory, but in reality it is not. I took five minutes of my life to investigate (as we call it?) History of these acronyms and abbreviations and I discovered something very very interesting: the so-called abbreviation that are now part of our everyday life come from a certain object called television. Yes, that's her!

Here are some abbreviations that you often see on the web:

• or asl a / s / l , by age, sex, location, the first contact with an unknown person, "age, sex, location (where you're from)"
• ASD : sardonic chuckle used as a change in lol, sometimes repeated ("asdasdasd"), a differenza di quest'ultimo, per indicare la facilità con cui qualcosa fa sogghignare. A , S e D sono le prime tre lettere della seconda fila delle tastiere QWERTY).
• ATM : acronimo dell'espressione inglese At The Moment ("per il momento").
• b4 : contrazione del termine inglese before ("prima").
• b-day : contrazione di birthday ("compleanno").
• bbl , da be back later , "torno più tardi"
• bbq , da "barbecue"
• brb , da be right back , "torno subito"
• btw , da by the way , "a proposito"
• cya o cu , da see you , "ci vediamo"
• dunno : abbreviazione di don't know , tradotto in italiano con non lo so (dato che il suono della pronuncia di don't know assomiglia molto a dunno , a sua volta pronunciato donnò )
• FTW : è un'abbreviazione dell'espressione Engrish For the win [sic], che vorrebbe significare "per la vittoria". Viene usually placed after the subject of a sentence, it is also an acronym dell'epressione English fuck the world in Italian "fuck the world".
• gg / gj from good game, good job , "good job"
• gl , from "good luck", "good luck"
• dignity: "good night", in Italian "good night".
• gotta : "Got to," in Italian "I . eg "I gotta go," I must go ".
• GTG / G2G from got to go, "I must go"
• h8 : Abbreviation of "hate", "hate"
• ihm from I Hate Myself, "I hate, I hate myself (for having to say / do this)
• l8r or cul8r by or later see you later, "see you later"
• LMAO : acronym that stands for laughing my ass off , it means laugh out loud.
• LMFAO : acronym that stands for laughing my fucking ass off , it means laugh out loud with my fucking ass off
• lol, laughing out loud from , I laugh loud (or to some "lot of laughs, a lot of laughs or even "laughing over limit", laughing over the limit)

• nm, not much to / never mind, "not much, it does not matter"
• nope "no"
• np, no problem from , "no problem"
• nvm from never mind, "do not worry"
• OMG : acronym for the English oh , my God! , "oh, my God!".
• OMFG : acronym of oh, it was ***** my God! , "oh, ***** God." It also A second variant English oh, it was ***** my gosh! in Italian "oh, disk hog."
• PEBKAC from Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair, "the problems exist between the keyboard and the chair."
• ROTFL : English acronym of hyperbole rolling on the floor laughing , "I roll on the floor with laughter." Many times t of the word 'the' is not transcribed: rofl
• ROTFLASTC : acronym for the English rolling on the floor laughing and scaring the cat , "I roll on the floor laughing scaring the cat. "
• ROTFLMAO : acronym for the English rolling on the floor laughing my ass off , "I roll on the floor laughing his ass off."
• support from what's up? wassup? , "What?"
• ttyl from talk to you later, "I will talk to you later, see you later"
• ty / tnx / fnx / thx /, thank you from and thanks, "thank you" want
• : Want to contraction of "I" followed by a verb.
• wombat By waste of money, time and brain , "waste of money, time and mental resources"
• w00t! , WOOT! : acronym for the English We Owned Other Team, "we beat the other team," which is used to express a feeling of triumph (the Italian equivalent of "we've torn").
• wb, welcome back from , "welcome back"
• WTF: stands for w t hat he f uck!? , "what the hell?!".
• WTH : acronym for w hat t he h ell! , "what the heck!" / "What the hell."
• Yeah! , yup, yap, yep, yah , yh : yes! used in chat to express approval, to agree or cheer.

Bah ... judge for yourself! I, deep down I'm a bit nerdy, I know some ...

But anyway ... LOL!

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Brazil: the process Veron

A Sao Paulo after the killing of eight years Kaiowá Marcos Veron, a leading exponent of the Guarani people, begins the trial of the accused Estevão Romero, Roberto Carlos dos Santos and Jorge Cristaldo Insabralde. The three men are accused of murder, arbitrary detention, procedural fraud and other minor crimes.

In 2003, a landowner who had usurped the ancestral lands of the Guarani people commissioned the murder of Veronica, who had led the reoccupation of the lands of his people, for this was kidnapped and beaten to death.

the Guarani people have stolen their land, without the local and national authorities did comply with the laws, in order to develop new plantations or estates where plant and grazing animals.

The Attorney General of Brazil said that being able to bring to justice those accused of murdering an Indian Guaraní is a historical fact because it is the first time this has happened, until Today the violence and abuses against the people Guarani (forced to live in reserves in case or shanty towns) had never been brought to court.

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'We will continue our protest outside the hospital in Policoro'

Vito Gaudiano not denied standing out as a champion of arrogance and deception. Until a few months ago he went around telling the futility of the garrison of Policoro, announcing in the secret rooms, the dismantling. After months of struggle and the interest of the Committee on the fate of the hospital Policoro by up to several regional directors, to change strategy and discovers that the words hospital Policoro is strategic for the economy's health Lucana. Sure

us some time to recognize what we said we were going for some time but now the words are not followed by actions, or rather the working conditions and performance of the hospital Policoro are dramatic for the continued plundering of resources and the chronic logistical shortfalls.

Just take a trip to the hospital Policoro to realize operating conditions in which doctors and nurses. The beds, which according to national parameters should be compared with 270 to 80 000 inhabitants in the catchment area concerned by the PSA Policoro (3.3 people per 1,000 inhabitants), were now reduced to only 89 beds ( amalgamation were the first 227), on projected use of 54 doctors are on duty only 22 units, the same situation for the paramedics to the lack of which is to provide a breakdown of performance of the garrison of Policoro: You may continue in this manner reparto per reparto. Scandaloso è poi la questione dei tempi delle liste di attesa che si sono drammaticamente raddoppiati in raffronto alla vecchia gestione.

C’è voluta una Delibera di Giunta per fermare l’opera di smantellamento silenzioso messo in atto: il Direttore Generale, a quel che si dice, sembrerebbe ancora perseverare nell'opera demolitoria facendo passare alcuni provvedimenti come fossero decisioni antecedenti allo stop imposto dall’Assessore Martorano. Noi proseguiremo il presidio davanti all’ospedale fino all’opprovazione del nuovo Piano sanitario e richiediamo con forza l’integrazione nei reparti del personale medico e paramedico in modo da mettere da subito l’Ospedale in grado di garantire performance to the expectations of citizens.

In this week we will continue our work of informing and raising awareness of denunciation and the political class, knowing that this battle is not only in defense of good primary health care, but it is vital for the quality of life of the whole metapontino area.

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EMMENEWS.TV: Hospital Policoro: Unions call for more gar ...

bench keeps the delicate issue of the future hospital Policoro. Because while the general manager of ASM, Vito Gaudiano has reassured the public at a press conference arc ion, on the other there are the mayors of the municipalities concerned that some are not so sure of these assurances because they say it would be only in words without any attached documentation.
It was precisely the mayors to declare their concerns during a press conference this morning in the council chamber of the town of Policoro which was attended by the acting mayor of Policoro, Rocco Leone, the mayor of Tursi, Joseph Labriola, Mayor Rotondella Francome Vincent and the mayor of Stigliano Leonardo Di Gilio. The more conservative the position of mayor of Rotondella.

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Gaudiano Policoro to shed light on the hospital

Tuesday, March 8, 2011 18:04 GIANLUCA Pizzolla

POLICORO - A press conference at the hospital Policoro this morning in the office of health management, in which the Director of asthma, Vito Gaudiano, made clear on "too many rumors and gossip that they only hurt the people and the many positive projects underway on Policoro" , began with these words Gaudiano. Who added: "No more protests to those in Policoro tench started but have absolutely no motivation." The manager then focused on the numbers of active and passive mobility and competitiveness, according to his data, they would see the Asm (Matera) keep up the nearby Puglia. "The number of hospitalizations in the Basilicata region exceeds the number of admissions in Puglia, has reversed the flow. There is also an improvement in the active mobility (patients who choose to cure asthma, ed.) And a reduction of the passive (those who go out to heal, ed.) As for the "gossip" policoresi, Gaudiano clarified some passages.

THE ALLEGED Unification UTIC-RESUSCITATION POLICORO. "It is not a consolidation but the transfer of patients Utica and those of resuscitation in one area that would have the advantage of monitoring by the control unit, all without reducing the number of beds (8 in all)," said . "Currently, patients do not have all of central monitoring, in fact those in need of resuscitation (2 - 3 persons) do not have central monitoring. "

THE HOSPITAL AND THE LACK OF SPACE "FIRST AID CAMP. "When I established the Superintendency was blocked for nearly five years, the renovation of the hospital Policoro, while the works were in progress have been blocked because it showed the remains of the old Eraclea. The hospital today is a lager. It is not dignified for patients. The fault is not mine and even doctors. Fortunately, will inaugurate the new one in April with eight locations to keep patients under observation. "

MRI. On this point have been called "nonsense." "Resonance Policoro was not opened because the new rules we had to start again. One thing I'm not used to do is open and then immediately afterwards to close. I recall that there have now been opened to new operating rooms and the tac best in the region. "

STAFF. "Despite the hiring freeze, the emergency room has Policoro avuto14 nurses, we hired two doctors. In obstetrics, after the tragic death of Rosalba Pascucci after cesarean section twin, it's being the primary functions of Madonna delle Grazie, Matera. This also disproves the joke about my attempts to help defuse Policoro Matera.

BIRTH MARKS. "Policoro threatened to quit because according to the minister Fazio was with the garrison of Villa D'Agri, too low, the number of shares (the minimum is 500). I felt close Policoro criminal who travels around 480-490 parts.

POLICORO "PSA" BET TO WIN. "Policoro be excellence as PSA (ER Assets). This does not mean that John Paul II will be an emergency, but it will be a hospital for acute connected to the system of urgent and emergency 118. Today is not a Policoro psa but what we are doing it will become.

BEDS. "It is true that they are insufficient, it is true that our colleagues have imparare a gestirli meglio con il “bed management”(gestione del posto letto,ndr). Molto spesso è la questione sociale che incide, ci sono persone che chiedono di rimanere di più in ospedale perchè a casa non hanno i termosifoni funzionati: accadeva a Tricarico”.(GianPi)

Guardia medica ai lidi e vicenda Pascucci

POLICORO - Durante la conferenza stampa abbiamo chiesto a Gaudiano delucidazioni sui presidi di Guardia Medica (ambulatori) nei lidi del Metapontino e sul punto in cui è giunta l'inchiesta interna avviata dall'Asm dopo la morte nel settembre scorso, in seguito a parto cesareo gemellare, di Rosalba Pascucci, giovane bernaldese.

ROSALBA PASCUCCI. “Quello I had to do I did, suspended the two gentlemen concerned for 60 days, the maximum time allowed by the rules, but then I have not heard anything either from the ministerial committee that asked me too, I know neither of the findings from an autopsy privatization of view but I am not aware that the judiciary has to be made public. Surely I should know because if I have to also take other disciplinary action against two colleagues or reintegrate them completely. "



MEDICAL AID. "That's Metaponto is not a doctor, but it is a general medical practice. Last year they wanted to reopen the clinic and I do not know if I'll just make it this year. Also because if I did I do it in Metaponto shore in Nova Siri, Scanzano, Policoro, Rotondella. However, if we must talk in a serious way the service is not needed, we already have the 118 with 40 ambulances throughout the country. (Gianpi)

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Rousseff cutting government expenditure

The Brazilian government led Dilma Rousseff decided to cut costs by about € 20 billion after studying the outlook for the local economy in 2011 growth will be at most 5%.

The government is moving ahead to also have some leeway and not much impact on the world of work and social life.

A first obstacle that stands in front of the president is Rousseff wage. The trade unions demand an increase of 580 reais, while the government in the face of the reduction of expenditure and the risk of inflation, is unwilling to rise above the 545 reais.

Minister of Finance, Guido Mantega, during the presentation of the government's plan, said: "With less government consumption will reduce the pressure on prices. [...] This cut will be more drastic than those made in previous years. [.. .] The goal is clear and that is to keep inflation under control and reduce government spending is the main way to combat any inflation, "Mantega said later that the Aceleración Programa de Croissance (CAP) plan development and construction of basic public works, will not be touched.

The Brazilian government in its study economic plan to drastically cut back, back in 2001, public debt, reversing the trend of 2009-2010. In the last two years, the Lula government, which had always Mantega as finance minister, decided to support the Brazilian economy with substantial funding for the industry to stem the global crisis and not to drop the recession in Brazil, so the government increased its expenditure and the results proved him right.

Dilma Rousseff Today, however, can not continue with this economic policy and risk a dangerous debt of Brazil, but must try to let the industry continues on its path counting on their ability and on economic growth the country which continues even if not as large as before.

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Luca Cordero di Montezemolo traveled highway with his new model Ferrari F430 Inside Out di velocità. Improvvisamente dallo specchietto retrovisore vede arrivare da lontano Silvio Berlusconi sopra una biga, stile Ben Hur. Berlusconi supera Montezemolo e lo sperona, devastandogli la fiancata della Ferrari. I due si fermano. L’ex presidente di Confindustria scende dalla macchina arrabbiato come una iena e tuona:

“Insomma, possibile che tu non permetti a nessun altro di correre in santa pace?”

Berlusconi, sorridendo:”E dai, non ti arrabbiare così ! Sai che mi sono comprato la lampada di Aladino e grazie a lei risolveremo tutto!”

Il premier estrae dalla tasca il mitico coccio e dice: “Strofinala e chiedi quello che vuoi. Mi raccomando, grida perché genius is old and is also a bit 'dull'. Montezemolo manipulates the lamp and the genie comes out. Luke screams with his little voice: "I want one billion, one billion euro to refurbish the Ferrari."

Thunder breaks out and open up the gates of heaven. Descends from the clouds, precipitating an object: a pool table, crashing the Ferrari, destroying it completely. Montezemolo, upset, criticizes the genius: "Old rincitrullito, I asked a billion, not a pool!"

Knight's laying his hand kindly on his shoulder and smiling says, "I told you that is a bit 'deaf! In your opinion, I asked him a chariot? "

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Rapa Nui: The Mapuche people claim their rights, Ecuador

The Mapuche Indians of Easter Island, Rapa Nui is the indigenous name, began a series of demonstrations and protests against the Chilean government in the past has given individuals the ancestral lands of indigenous communities.

The conflict between the natives of Rapa Nui and the Chilean State began in 1933 when Chile took possession of about 87% of the island, leaving only 13% of the land in the hands of natives who were about 70% of the population of Rapa Nui.

In 1966, the Chilean state decided to sell a lot of ancestral lands dei Mapuche agli imprenditori alberghieri calpestando una legge nazionale che vietava la vendita del territorio dell'isola a stranieri e privati. In questi territori tra pochi mesi la Sociedad Hotelera Interamericana S.A. sta per iniziare la costruzione di un enorme complesso alberghiero da oltre 50 milioni di dollari.

Oggi gli indigeni continuano la protesta, a dicembre hanno manifestato le proprie ragioni occupando una struttura alberghiera; questo atto ha scatenato la reazione del governo che ha deciso di inviare la polizia per sgombrare l'area. Lo scontro tra polizia e manifestanti ha provocato cinque feriti e dieci arresti tra gli indios.

La voce degli indios è giunta alla Comision Interamericana de Derechos Humanos, i Mapuche chiedono con decisione "l'immediato stop delle violenze e la garanzie che gli agenti della polizia e lo Stato non mettano a rischio la vita o l'integrità fisica dei membri della comunità".

I Mapuche continuano a difendere le loro tradizioni ed i loro diritti oltre che con le manifestazioni e le occupazioni, sempre pacifiche, anche attraverso il ricorso ai tribunali che avranno l'onere di decidere se restituire le terre usurpate ai Mapuche oppure far proseguire lo scempio del territorio e dei diritti dei Mapuche di Rapa Nui.